Another clear crisp morning in Georgia! Cujo aka Roxy just love the cold! Hottie seems to dig it also keeping that pneumonia hole close to 24/7, Hottie says I should put on clothes! C'mon my mind is always in the frame of warm breezy short wearing weather. Enough weather talk, I'm so excited, I woke up this morning checked my email and found out that I've been selected to receive a $1000 walmart card, a new laptop from Dell, my cash advance is waiting for me,I've got grant money, a stimulus loan up to $1500, a young Russian babe just saw my picture online and has fallen in love with me, and some guy in the UK just discovered that he and I have a common realitive who has just left a huge unclimed estate. No get this, the guy in the UK just happens to be a lawyer and wants to make sure I get the assets from this huge estate and it only requires me just to deposit a check in my bank account and send back my own personal check just a small portin of what I will receive. Hearing this I've packed my bags I'll be leaving soon to hang on some Carribean island to live out my days! Oh hang on one last detail. I need to email back my new friend in the UK with a quick change of plans. I need him to hop on flight stop by Walmart pick up my new $1000 gift card, drop by Dell pick up that new laptop (we'll need it on the beach)naybe he could pick up my stimulus check for $1500 and don't forget my grant money. Of course last and not least by any means he needs to first fly to Russia to pick up that chick that digs me so much! I'm sure we could use her on the beach too!
Wow that's all I have time for. The next time we talk I'll probably sipping cool liquid refreshment with my new friend, EXCELLENT!
Wait a minute .....wait .... wait ... I've got mail ... It's from my Friend in the UK .... *&%$ it seems he can't leave the country! I thought my dreams had come true, I guess I better go mow the lawn. Last time I was that close to nirvana was last week when I missed the Lotto by just 5 numbers, Damn!
David Lee Out!
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