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Wednesday, March 31, 2010

The Ride

Well it all began with a simple request from Hottie. We were running a little low on soda, now anyone who follows my podcast or blog know that we currently in the middle of nowhere. Now when I say nowhere I mean 12 miles from what would have been a stage stop in the old west (and not a very popular one). To get there from our hacienda you must first traverse 8.9 miles of primitive road! As some of know I ride a green machine Little Peppie a 50cc scooter capable of a blistering 43mph flat out. Now on a downgrade with a tail wind I can exceed normal limits and hit speeds of up to 64mph, off course up hill my progress can deep to 10mph. So I decide to ride little peppie to town to grab some soda, a subway sammy, and some smokes for (I likes to smoke when I eat Hottie).
I check the air in little peps rubbers, fill him up with gas and of course check the oil. Grab my helmet and hit the road. First I realize that lp's suspension travel is not that of a normal off road vehicle. I quickly realize the genius of standing up when negotiating the rougher sections of the ride. After a few close "OH SH%$%^T calls" In a mere 29 minutes I arrive at real asphalt and begin what began as such a pleasant ride through the birthplace of the Mother Road. At this point the wind as picked up considerately and I'm off directly into the wind. Have you ever seen a bird in the wind that seems to float and go nowhere while trying to fly into the wind? I can tell you you the feeling is glorious for about 30 seconds then I began having flashbacks to my childhood in the family car and my brother and I asking my continually are we there yet.
I do finally arrive order a couple of subs then to the local store. And has usual they don't have the soda I need so I buy a couple of things then off to store number two. I finally stock little peppie with all that is needed for a couple more days at our boon dock abode, as I prepare to mount little peppie I'm questioned by a couple of the locals. Little Peppie has caught their attention the first comment lobbed my way is from one of two ladies bargaining with the schwan guy. They are impressed with the way lp's seat can be raised to open a storage area for my supplies they begin to advise me on how I should pack lps compartment properly. I finally break free from ant Bea and Felma Lou and begin the trek back to the road. Somehow from the time I had left the house till now the wind had completely reversed itself and I now fighting the wind again.
I reach the dirt road check my clock and discover I have missed a check in time with Hottie, I should explain our cell phones work everywhere except where we live and I mean where we live I can walk up on the mountain a couple hundred yards and I can get out. Anyway I pull out a walkie talkie type radio that Hottie and have brought to communicate during these times. I make a check in call then I'm off. I'm now fighting the wind which is in my face. This presents dust head on and a barrage of tumble weeds testing Little Peppie and my ability to take a hit and keep going. As I run this gauntlet I miss a cue to stand up during a intense washboard section. I now realize that I should brought some type of balm at the store. I'm now contemplating singing falsetto in the local choir. Next I discover I'm being dogged, literally by two prairie dogs who are out running little peppie! These little critters actually were able to hold a speed of like 7 mile an hour for about 200 yards. The little guys disappear as fast as they appeared then I discover why. I've picked up a tail it's group of vultures who must think I'm not going to make it! This increases my will to survive and I remember all my boy scout training. suddenly I have this urge to go on to out run these vultures little Peppie and I hit the gas dodge some wild donkeys, run through some heavy brush and I break free not more than a half mile from home. Well I arrive and all is well.
I tell Hottie of my adventure she simply replies "Whatever"

That's all for now please check the Podcast! Oh and look at this school play below!


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Saturday, March 27, 2010

Saturday Morning Jam!


Just a little something for your weekend!
Saturday Morning Jam!

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Saturday, March 20, 2010

SATURDAY MORNING JAM!

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Thursday, March 18, 2010

Happy Friday!


First let's say goodbye to Fess Parker, you who are young are saying WHO? He was Daniel Boone on the 1960 television series. When I was a kid I watched this show every week. He also did a lot of Walt Disney stuff, life Davy Crockett.

A few thoughts on American Idol Hottie who loves reality shows has got me hooked on a couple which is simply to say if I want to watch TV with Hottie then I watch reality shows. Well anyway here's my take. First Simon is an ass but he's an honest ass. Ellen wouldn't know a good singer from a breeder bar. Whatever dog says she repeats or makes some lame ass joke. Kara needs a husband who can give her orgasm. Dave OUT!

I could not believe back in 2004 when Sandra Bullock married Jesse James, I just did not see that match. I came to terms thinking maybe it was sort of like when I saw the mom from little house on the prairie leave a set on the back of a motorcycle with a dude that looked like a father raper! Hey I drive a bike but I do still shower daily!

Here is a video of the Chick that Sandra's husband Jesse is cheating with!

What a catch, Huh!

Check out what this chick can do, I'm thinking Girlfriend!


Final thoughts, check these pics of an abandoned Six Flaggs it sort of makes me think of that NGC show Earth After People.

Please check today's Podcast!Thanks
Dave
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Day after Green!

Day after Green!

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Monday, March 15, 2010

Saturday, March 13, 2010

Did you spring forward?

Well I hope so! Here in AZ we just stay the same, while everyone else changes. That's good because pressing these keys on the computer I have developed a small callas and I just don't know if I could have had the dexterity to change the alarm clock. Wow yesterday was stellar I mean unbelievable! Today looks though as if it will be the same. While I basked in the sun like Canadian tourist on a Florida beach in my hammock yesterday, I looked up at the sky sipped my diet wild cherry Pepsi and just lay in ah, in wonder of it all. The clouds floated by, I relaxed, cujo barked, I relaxed, the wind rustled through the trees, I relaxed and Hottie caught up on Y & R oh and by the way I relaxed. As I melted into the hammock my thoughts went to a favorite pass time that Hottie and I enjoy and have been waiting for the weather to warm before being able to go full tilt bozo into it! Sunday drives! We normally just hop in the Lee road machine and have at it! Exploring somewhere close by or down the a bit. Sometimes it's real primitive other times a little more provincial, and of course always extremely interesting. I threw together a quick vid of one such trip. I plan to make this a weekly event for those of you like such things. I didn't have time to add the narration this week, I will for next week. Please give me your input. Plus if some of you access my rhetoric via smart phone let me know. If the numbers are there by next week I'll add a mobile page to http;//radiofreedavidlee.com Thanks as always David Lee dave@radiofreedavidlee.com

Hey Snow! Go Blow!

Hey Snow! Go Blow!

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Hey Snow! Go Blow!

Hey Snow! Go Blow!

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Friday, March 12, 2010

Monday, March 1, 2010

USA vs Canada

We made it to March in todays VLOG I wanted to play the classic John Belushi - Chevy Chase weekend update from SNL but it is not available to steel on the net. So Long story short I don't have it, but here it is word for word;

Chevy Chase:
Last week we made the comment that March comes in like a lion and goes out like a lamb. Now here to reply is our chief meteorologist, John Belushi, with a seasonal report.
John Belushi: Thank you Chevy. Well, another winter is almost over and March true to form has come in like a lion, and hopefully will go out like a lamb. At least that's how March works here in the United States. But did you know that March behaves differently in other countries? In Norway, for example, March comes in like a polar bear and goes out like a walrus. Or, take the case of Honduras where March comes in like a lamb and goes out like a salt marsh harvest mouse. Let's compare this to the Maldive Islands where March comes in like a wildebeest and goes out like an ant. A tiny, little ant about this big.

[holds thumb and index fingers a small distance apart]

Unlike the Malay Peninsula where March comes in like a worm-eating fernbird and goes out like a worm-eating fernbird. In fact, their whole year is like a worm-eating fernbird. Or consider the Republic of South Africa where March comes in like a lion and goes out like a different lion. Like one has a mane, and one doesn't have a mane. Or in certain parts of South America where March swims in like a sea otter, and then it slithers out like a giant anaconda. There you can buy land real cheap, you know. And there's a country where March hops in like a kangaroo, and stays a kangaroo for a while, and then it becomes a slightly smaller kangaroo. Then, then, then for a couple of days it's sort of a cross between a, a frilled lizard and a common house cat.

[Chevy Chase tries to interrupt him]

Wait wait wait wait. Then it changes back into a smaller kangaroo, and then it goes out like a, like a wild dingo. Now, now, and it's not Australia! Now, now, you'd think it would be Australia, but it's not!

[Chevy Chase tries to interrupt him]

Now look, pal! I know a country where March comes in like an emu and goes out like a tapir. And they don't even know what it means! All right? Now listen, there are nine different countries, where March comes in like a frog, and goes out like a golden retriever. But that- that's not the weird part! No, no, the weird part is, is the frog. The frog- The weird part is- [has seizure and falls off chair] I also give a few thoughts about USA Canada Game (Hockey) Plus let's celebrate Roger Daltry's b day!

Here it is Daves very first VLOG!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWCfbiRtfcg Thanks for checking it out!


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Friday, February 19, 2010

I Need to Apologize!

Well first I want you to know I tried to schedule a press conference, unfortunately only a few senior centers wanted to carry it. Oh BTW there were a few individuals around the country who did want to see this apology on their TVs. After a little investigation I discovered that these individuals had recently had their cable shut off!

Well anyway to the apology. First of all, these things I am apologizing for are my shortfalls and not that of Hottie, Cujo, my brother Bob or my Dad Bill. These were my indiscretions and not theirs!

I will not put up with the paparazzi (dressed up as one of my neighbors) following Hottie into the SHOWER! Cujo should not be followed around the ranch when she is doing her business.

Again I know that these indiscretions were mine and only mine, I hope one day you can forgive me and look at me again in the light that you once did.

I have already forgiven myself for not interrupting your scheduled programming and letting media idiots such as Katie Couric or any of those bandwagon pom pass news anchors who waste our time completely repeating my apology word for word!

Back to your regular programming!
David Lee
Sinner

Sunday, January 31, 2010

JUST ANOTHER SPOKE IN THE WHEEL!


First things first I awoke this morning to this Sunrise. Snapped this photo, played short order cook for Hottie and Cujo, that put both of them back down for an early morning snooze. I walked down, actually up, to Bro B's house. I'm first greeted by Angel one of Bob's Seven dog people that share his abode! The horses are mid breakfast as I pass, Here comes three more of the seven, only three left to pet! I open Bro B's leaky squeaky door and there they are, the final three and Bro B stretched out and watching that ID channel! BTW as I write this, Hottie just switched from Man vs Food to ID, I think they're both considering a career change to private investigation!

I know by this time your saying. "Do I want to keep reading this?" And what the hell does another spoke in the wheel have to do with this rhetoric? The answer very soon!

Let's back up. When I woke up this morning I switched on the TV and noticed the DVR was recording something. After rubbing my eyes past the squeaky to the visual mode I discovered it was The Matrix. I remember now I set it to record about a week ago. I'm bored let's see what else is on, "Check it out" the "Super Series" is on! What you don't know what the "Super Series" is? 1975 Red Sox vs the Reds in what was the greatest world series ever (until the Sox broke the curse) As I watched I started to remember everything so vividly, the reason I hate Joe Morgan still to this day! The names started to reappear in my head just the way Mr Draper's advanced algebra lessons did when a few years back I was forced via a radio station bet to remember the quadratic formula. "What" yeah me too! Now this is not a trip down Red Sox's fan memory lane, although email me sometime and we can go on for hours. The way I started to flashback to the '75 series remembering every name, every second, my anger, exhilaration, and eventually sadness and the belief that the world ended when the Reds stole the series from who should have been the world champs! Well let's not debate.

This sudden tidal wave of detailed memories and emotions got me thinking. Why is it that some events in our lives mean so much and seem so relevant then days, weeks, months, years or sometimes just hours are suddenly meaningless. I started thinking about the events of this week! Just a week ago Hottie was released from the hospital from what was at times a life threatening illness. Or when Avril Lavigne appeared on American Idol and I thought what a bitch, then the next night Katie Perry, who is for sure a bitch! (BTW THOSE ARE JUST MY OPINIONS!) The presidents state of the union when it was evident that we voted in another cog in the political machine. Kurt Warner retired, J D Salinger writer of Catcher in the Rye died, Howard Zinn writer of "A Peoples History of The United States" also died, Bret Farve made the worst decision in his life on the football field and now we're are left with "WhoDat" Go ahead sue me!

The point I'm trying to make is simple! These things that we forget, file away or whatever are all just another spoke in the wheel of our lives. Things that are so important then lose the sting after time passes. Does that mean that these memories are not important? On the Contrary, they are our lives. The important details, the threads of the fabric of our lives (Hey is that a commercial). All these memories, good, bad, sad, happy and yes even the ones we want to forget. Yes, these are all "Just another spoke in the wheel" of our lives, but isn't that the reason our lives keep going. Rolling along through thick and thin, bouncing in and out of the ruts we call a lifetime.

As I leave you this week here is the lesson, the past is the past, the future is the future. I invite you to live right here right now, live every moment, every second, say everything you want to say, do everything you want to do, let nothing hold you back because you will never be able to really live this second to the fullest in the future or the past!

Get on with dying or living, you make the call!
NO REGRETS!
David Lee
dave@radiofreedavidlee.com
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Friday, January 22, 2010

Snowy Arizona?

Well first a week ago today I had to take Hottie to urgent care. She had a fever of 103 for the third day, the Doc does some tests. The next thing I know an ambulance pulls into the parking lot and Hottie is on her way to the horse-pistol! After kicking the fever and pneumonia for the most part, the powers that be in Flagstaff say "okay Hottie you got to go!" Yeah all roads into flag are closed Hottie without a coat, no car and now stuck in a hotel in Flagstaff! I'm stuck here in Seligman. When I say Seligman I mean 12 miles south of I-40 exit 121 on a road that is not maintained by the county or the Home Association that my brother pays for every year! That will be the topic of another blog.
*********************Storm Warning*********************************
Let's give you who don't live in AZ a little background. First came the snow then the sun melted most of it. Round two a little more snow, then round three which is still going on! Here comes close to two feet of snow! at this point Dave is feeding chickens, horses, hamsters, iguanas, turtles, fish and of course 8 dogs! I feeling pretty proud actually thinking as I walk through my duties that this reminiscent of a Wyoming cowboy in a frosty old west winter. Just has I am enjoying the romanticism of a cowboy winter and making my way up a small rise I realize that the ground below the snow is slick, very slick! To be sure of this fact I go ahead and get a face to snow look has I go down! By the way that cowboy winter no so romantic at this point. I pick myself up and finish the process of feeding watering and so on! Now I go inside my brother Bob's house where his seven dogs have adjourned on the couch for a wet warm fest! As I complete my inside chores, I sit down at the kitchen table to make some phone calls on my At&T Blackberry Curve with the best 3G network right. Well I may be able to browse while being on the phone which you can't on Verizion, to make a call I must sit at the kitchen table with my left leg propped up, tin foil between my toes. Of course I have my right leg has to be touching the fridge which I believe gives me a bit of a ground. I must freeze my head without moving, luckily I found one of those neck braces for whiplash which helps me to stay still! This is when I get the news, well two types of news first Hottie is getting out and that poses a problem and it's now raining so hard the trees which formerly were literally weighed down to the point of touching the ground in spots due to the heavy snow (I of course did not take the time to snap a pic and now the snow is melting by the second). This did cure the once every thirty minute ritual of climbing up a ladder with a piece of long pipe taped to a broom MacGyver style to allow me to remove snow and ice from my hughesnet and direct TV dishes! Ah the romantic Montana - Wyoming life!

Now with heavy rain and wind but no ice on the dishes I'm inside the 5th Wheeler watching the History Channel's Mountain Men feeling nice and cozy. I'm really starting to get into the Mountain Men show. Cujo is full of bones and at my feet then BOOM! Power goes out! Now I'm not watching the Mountain Men I am One!

It's pitch black freezing and I can't find the flash light or the candles, wait he's a candle now I need a lighter. If I could only find the flashlight then I could light a candle and find the flashlight hang on! Which did come first the chicken or the egg, hey I know this one it's flash on the kitchen counter! Now Cujo are in bed with the flashlight and the candles. When wake the power is on, the TY is back and now instead of the Mountain Men we're learning how to shape our abs in 6 days!

Meanwhile back at the ranch I get the news Hottie is safe the snow as melted from the roadway and I'm off to rescue my damsel! Hottie is home! I'll catch up again soon!

Dave OUT!

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Wednesday, January 6, 2010

Finally

Here in AZ but not up and running online yet! Unfortunately I have AT&T which I love but my 3g map has a whole where I currently live! it shouldn't be long! Podcasts and Blogcasts coming soon! in the meantime email big D a dave@radiofreedavidlee.com! I'll be on the Air Sooooooonnn!